monkeys are gonna vomit in your shoes tonight whoa-oh

i feel naseous. but aramark food will do that to a person. i wonder why i always have the urge to drop the 'r' and call it 'aramak'. blah blah blah. i just don't want to work on this final exam thing where they pretend they're doing you a favor by giving you a superset of questions in advance but really it just winds up being a take-home where you do lots of extra work that doesn't count. which is sucky. and i don't wanna . kings may be notoriously very happy, but unfortunately i am not a king and i cannot wave my hands and magically give myself an A in all of my classes and make sure we all live notoriously happily ever after.