Grossly Inappropriate

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

Warning: The information I'm about to impart may induce nausea.

So, the digital technicians have been getting themselves pregnant (there are only 3 total but 2 of them were concurrently pregnant), and when the first baby was due, a card got passed around for everyone to sign. This is a nice idea and perfectly acceptable. What Boorish Manager Rob wrote on the card? Not so much.
"Hope you have the best delivery ever!"
I'm sorry, but as someone's boss, you should not be putting that much thought into an event that involves something coming out of your employee's vagina.
Now, the next due date has rolled around, and another card is being signed. You might think that there's no way BMR could possibly come up with something worse than the first time. You'd be wrong. You'd be so very, very wrong.
This time he wrote, "Easy does it." What. The. Hell. That is just super fantastic gross. And also? EW.

Comments

[tobimonkee.livejournal.com]

you are suposed to say congradualtions or wish them a healthy baby not things that invoke the painful childbirth process

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

I never sign those cards... generally because I don't know the people getting them and I have this phobia about making any kind of "best wishes" until after the baby is here...

I come from a superstitious lot.

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

I put my "Congratulations" on to be polite, and that's about it.

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, at least it makes my lameass "Congratulations" look good in comparison. Although this most recent one the woman is also named Nicole, so I did a:
"Nicole--
Congratulations!
--Nicole"
Which amused me even if it doesn't amuse her.