one-sided conversations suck, though they do allow for creative hypothesizing

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

bluecovegirl: halloo
bluecovegirl: is your internet now working
bluecovegirl: dad said the phone number was not 24/7 so he could not get helpings
bluecovegirl: or did you download aim onto laura's comp
bluecovegirl: or are you mysteriously signing on as a ghost?
bluecovegirl: but are you the ghost of michele's future or the ghost of michele's past?
bluecovegirl: or are you an evil imposter clone out to suck my brains
bluecovegirl: though i suppose that would be hard to do through the internet
bluecovegirl: maybe you are out (or in and just not looking at your computer i guess) and the internet has come on while you were away
bluecovegirl: but when i check your profile it says "No Information Provided" all forbiddingly
bluecovegirl: and your comp would have your new profile on it
bluecovegirl: hmmmm
bluecovegirl: well i will go eat hoagie now feel free to be incredibly jealous