Attack Of The Angry Mutant Squirrels

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

Okay, so the title could use some work, but here's my idea for a cheesetastic SciFi Saturday Original:
Bruce Campbell (who else?) stars as a bitter factory worker who for years has turned a blind eye to the improper chemical disposal the company he works for engages in. Finally, fed up with his job, he decides to squeal to the EPA (the fictional EPA who actually gives a crap). Bruce is about to get fired for his whistle-blowing ways when the Angry Mutant Squirrels (caused by the chemical dumping, obviously) attack!
Meanwhile, the EPA has sent a jaded, but highly-principled agent (played by Sean Patrick Flanery) to investigate. When he gets to the factory, the Angry Mutant Squirrels have overrun the place, and just when it seems like he is doomed to be eaten alive by Angry Mutant Squirrels, Bruce Campbell appears to save him (utilizing various factory implements and tools).
Together, they will face the horde of Angry Mutant Squirrels, and they will be awesome. And also gay. Hey, it's my movie-- besides, I can't stray too far from the formula here. There's usually either the established couple whose relationship is put to the test, or the new couple that forms based on shared near-death experiences. What better place for romance than amidst the onslaught of Angry Mutant Squirrels?

Comments

[drifterskip.livejournal.com]

that movie would be awsome but you would have to feel sorry for the squirls its not thier fualt they r angrey mutants and they would prob b really baddly cgied still i cant wait to see it

[gigglingkat]

OK. So, I'm not sure how I missed this - but I agree with drifterskip - it's not the squirrels fault!!!! SO Bruce and Sean should be spared and HELP the squirrels go after the EVIL CORPORATE LEADERS!

[gigglingkat]

... and be gay.

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

They're gonna need some private time away from the squirrels.

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

I smell sequel potential. First they fight against the Angry Mutant Squirrels, but then they join forces with them once the squirrels realize they are not the enemy. So they come to some sort of understanding (Angry Mutant Squirrel Charades!), and Bruce and Sean lead the army of Angry Mutant Squirrels to Corporate Headquarters where they wreak most awesome havoc. And of course there's a greedy, soulless CEO-type who will be ripped into ground meat by wave after wave of the Angry Mutant Squirrels his irresponsible policies created. Ooooh! Or they could throw nuts at him! Maybe both.