Dear Bootsie the Bear Slayer,

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

It is not necessary to announce (via howls of bloody murder) that you have killed your bear five times in one night. I have no doubt that your bear is really most sincerely dead.
Love,
Your Sleep-Deprived Mommy

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[tobimonkee.livejournal.com]

he wants you to know its a real dead bear and not a gang on pcp or a parot