the morning commute

I've got a skeleton in my closet
I've got a shovel in my shed
I've got two days to prove to the IRS
That I'm not actually dead
I've got CSI on the TV
Got Law & Order in my head
I've got two days to prove to the cable company
That I'm not actually dead
I've got big plans for the mornin' (mournin')
But I've got too much on my mind
I'm slated to worry about all the things
That I think they might find
I've got a skeleton in my closet
And I didn't mow the lawn
I've got no time to prove to anybody
That my life isn't just a yawn
I've got a skelton in my closet
I've got a shovel in my shed
I've got two days to prove to the IRS
That I'm not actually dead

honking just makes you seem bitchy

So, here's the thing people, taking the time to honk your horn while merging in the Washington Road loop thing is not going to lessen the mess. Now, taking the time to pay attention so that nobody crashes into anybody else isn't going to lessen the mess either, but it's a lot more productive than honking your horn. Because guess what? It's always a mess. That is the way of the turning loop thing. So stop being a jackass about it and accept that you're actually going to have to pay attention to where you're going. Gee, imagine that.