Steve the Mechanic Says:

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

"Let's try to avoid curbs for a while."

Dude. Seriously. If I hit another fucking curb, I'm gonna start believing in curses.

Dear Curbs of This World,
Whatever I have done that offends you so, I am terribly, terribly sorry.
Please Don't Hurt Me (or my car),
nicole.

Comments

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

It's your curb magnetism... They can't avoid you... They lust after you like a new coat of asphalt and bright yellow paint.

It's kismet.

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

Ha!
Well, when you put it that way... Nope, still not worth 600 bucks.

I just keep telling myself, "Better curbs than other cars."

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

I've decided to blame Physics. That bastard with his "For every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction," shtick. And it doesn't just work for solid curbs vs. bendy car parts, either; he's a good scapegoat for other things, too. Like when I drop something and it breaks. You know Physics likes to hang out with that bitch, Gravity. So they get together and vandalize my stuff. Not cool, guys. Not cool at all.