i brake for empty staplers

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

well, technically i went to office max rather than staples but i did get a stapler. i spent way too much time trying to figure out which one to get. see, they had these nicer ones that required 30% less effort which dad is always going on about being old and needing those nasty door handles rather than knobs, but after agonizing for a while (and i mean a while) i realized that it's a frelling stapler for goodness sake and how often is he gonna use it anyway?