fuzzybluemonkeys: Bootsie (kitty)
No more diarrhea, no more of this not peeing nearly enough for all the water you're drinking nonsense, and most certainly no more sneezing. That is just completely uncalled for.

Sigh.

Guess who needs to go to the Vet. Again.


[And yeah, I know the peeing is related to the diarrhea dehydration, but the whole shebang is worrying me to the point where I'm sick, so between the two of us, the apartment smells just fantastic.]
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (Default)
"You have too much fur and we have to return some to the fur fairies."

This admonishment really didn't help as far as preventing him from trying to eat the comb, but it amused me in the meantime.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (want)
Me: I want a Dumpster Kitty!

The Most Beauteous Lady: Not if you value your life, you don't.

Me: But they're so cute!

The Most Prettiest Lady: Right. And then after I've killed you in your sleep, the cute widdle dumpster kitty and I will feast on your corpse until someone comes to investigate. [melodramatic pause] And we won't even be well fed.

Me: Fine. Be that way.

The Most Haughty Lady: I will.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (highlander)
monkey: [looks adorable]
me: you're really cute, you know that?
monkey: [looks adorable]
me: of course you know that and you use it to your advantage don't you?
monkey: [looks adorable]
me: yeah yeah.

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