fuzzybluemonkeys: switch on the box Mr. Spock is on the table Dr. McCoy is unable to connect his brain (vulcan)
"The answer is obvious, O'Neill," Teal'c said in that imperturbably confident way of his.

"Oh?"

"You are in love with Daniel Jackson."

Of all the things Teal'c could have possibly said to Jack, that.. that didn't even make the list. He opened and closed his mouth a few times before settling on an eloquent, "What?"

Teal'c inclined his head, "My apologies, O'Neill, I know that your culture has taboos about warriors in such a relationship. I should not have said anything."

"Yeah, yeah, you're forgiven," Jack said with a wave of his hand as he tried to wrap his mind around the concept of being in love with Daniel.
Jack makes one final stab at retaining his sanity, "I don't suppose you were talking about brotherly love?"

"I was not."


***


Carter hesitated before finally admitting, "Everyone knows, sir."

"Everyone?"

"Everyone, sir."

"Frasier knows?"

"She was actually one of the first people to figure it out, sir."

"If Hammond knew, I wouldn't be here having this ridiculous conversation!"

Carter shrugs, "Don't Ask Don't Tell, sir."

"The Tok'ra!" Jack says triumphantly in his best 'gotcha' voice.

"When I say everyone, I mean everyone, sir," Carter is apologetic, but there's an annoying twinkle in her eyes.

"The Asgard?" Jack practically begs.

"Actually, I think Thor's starting to get a little impatient. He doesn't really understand homophobia," Carter pauses, "Well, he knows what it is, he just thinks it's primitive and silly."

Jack glares at her until she adds a belated, "Sir." Which was not what he was glaring about, but fine, whatever.



***


Jack swings around the doorjamb of Daniel's office, "Did you know that we're in love?"

Daniel glances up from the photo he was staring at, and goes back to examining it before he's even finished saying, "Oh, hi Jack."
Daniel compares a symbol in the photo to a symbol in the open book on his desk before processing Jack's initial question and startling up to peer at Jack confusedly, "Wait, what?"

"That's what I said!" Jack moves further into the office.

Daniel eyes the open door behind him, "Uh, is this something we should even be talking about here?"

"Apparently, everyone already knows, including our alien allies. Thor thinks homophobia is primitive."

"Well, actually, many older civilizations had much more accepting attitudes towards all forms of sexuality as well as gender expressions. European colonization and cultural genocide is responsible for a lot of modern-- Wait, why are we talking about his again?"

"Because we're in love."

"And everyone knows this?" Daniel asks with raised eyebrows.

"Yep."

"Except for us."

"Apparently!"

"Huh." Daniel's eyes glaze over in that way they do when he's thinking about something.

Jack sits down in the inevitably available chair that he always sits in when he's loitering in Daniel's office and waits.

Jack O'Neill has never been a patient man. "Daniel..."

"Jack..."

The next "Daniel," translates more or less to 'Whatcha thinkin?'

"Thinking about what- well, what about our behavior might lead someone --or 'everyone'-- to think that about us."

"I've been wracking my brain since yesterday. I got nuthin."

"I mean, we care about each other... because we're friends, right?" It ought to be a rhetorical question, but Daniel manages to put that little quaver of doubt into it.

Which compels Jack to say "Right," very firmly.

"Hey Daniel- oh, hi sir," Carter stops in the doorway, "I can come back another time if--"

Daniel perks up, "Is that the..?" he gestures to the folder in Sam's hands.

"Parchment fragment, yes. I sent the analysis to your email. The animal isn't native to earth, and the ink has naquadah in it." Carter enters the room and makes her way toward Daniel's desk.

Daniel looks intrigued but Jack snatches the folder from Carter as she reaches to hand it over. "Naquadah?" he asks suspiciously, "Does that mean it's going to explode?"

"Uh, not unless you light it on fire, sir."

Daniel reaches out his hand to Jack and makes a 'gimme' gesture, "I promise not to read it in the vicinity of Teal'c's quarters."

Jack sighs and hands it over.

Carter makes her excuses and leaves to go work on her latest doohickey.

Jack looks at Daniel.

Daniel looks at Jack.

Daniel clears his throat, "Well, uh, even if everyone is right about um, 'us', we wouldn't be able to do anything about it."

"Kinsey would kill for the ammunition," Jack muses.

"Right."


***


Years later, Daniel is sitting at the desk of his home office, current translation forgotten, contemplating Jack's recent retirement announcement, when he is interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Think of the devil and he shall appear," Daniel mutters as he walks over to the door. He opens it, and, as expected, Jack is standing there with a bit of a smirk on his face.

"Did you know that we're in love?"

Daniel smiles, "Yes, I did know that."



[Context: I've been rewatching SG-1 from the beginning and yesterday I read several fics that had Daniel and Jack both being aware of their feelings but unsure about how the other felt until being awkwardly forced (usually by aliens) to admit it to each other. And now I want a fic where everyone knows except them.]
fuzzybluemonkeys: (angry mutant squirrels)
and I'm already like, Best. SyFy Original. Evar. (Not that I've got high standards or anything)

And the title alone is just epic: Stonehenge Apocalypse. It's just so disastrously cheesy!

And then there's the genre actors:
Methos! Peter Wingfield elevates the quality of everything he's in just by breathing, so you know he's gonna be awesome.

Cas! Misha Collins strikes me as having the proper sense of humour to handle the ÜberCheese that is the SyFy Channel Original Movie. And let's face it, he's got some experience with this sort of ridiculousness via Supernatural.

Weir(2.0)! Okay, so I can't say I ever felt strong emotions about the Weir character (either version), but hell, just having a solid actor on board can improve quality by leaps and bounds.

Pretty Doctor Guy From CSI:NY! Okay, now I'm really pushing it, but a)eye candy and b)solid actor (though he's a bit of a wild card in that I don't know if he can handle the Power Of Cheese-- plus he's black, so he's totally gonna die).

But seriously, having people who can act (and embrace the Cheese) can make or break a SyFy Original.

You know,

Feb. 28th, 2009 07:20 pm
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (oh)
I was staying really strong in my Not Gonna Watch Stargate: Universe resolve...
And then they added Lou Diamond Phillips to the cast. Sigh.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (oh)
Sort of a character sketch poem... thingy.
Yeah, it's definitely a thingy.
And I've been vacillating between liking it and not liking it.
I guess I like it enough to post it because here it is.


And she danced. )
fuzzybluemonkeys: Smith & Jones (Mickey & Martha) (partners)
And it's due tomorrow, so...

Stargate: Atlantis, Teyla/Rodney: Dancing - 'The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music. Bodies never lie.' -- Agnes De Mille )

Yeah, I'm having a hard time trying to figure out how to end it.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (indeed)
Or, You Cannot Do Bitchy Meta About Your Show Being Cancelled In The Midst Of What Is Quite Possibly The Lamest Episode It Has Ever Produced.

Now, I haven't yet seen all 200-some episodes, but when the best part of the episode is a gag-tag about Teal'c inadvertantly going to see the Vagina Monologues, you're in sad shape.

Do I care about Vala?
Not particularly.
Do I care about Vala's Deadbeat Dad/Vala's relationship with her Deadbeat Dad?
Even less so.
Do I care about Landry?
Heck no.
Do I care about Landry's relationship with his daughter and ex-wife?
Hell no.

Maybe the "Wah! We're cancelled!" bits were added at the last minute, and everything else for the episode was already in place or whatever, but if you know you're cancelled, why do you waste episodes on the least important characters? I'd much rather have watched Walter in Walter-land encoding frelling chevrons for 45 minutes.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (snark)
...it was not their intention to have me be all "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! KISS Wraith!" during the deep episode.
Interesting how Weir's all into following Earth conventions when there are humans involved.
Despite the fact that the 'trapped with the enemy and must work together to survive' is a scifi convention that's been done a lot, I think they did it well here. And Rodney and Ronon's dueling Sheppard concern was sorta, kinda... cute.

See:


KISS Wraith. Cuz he's got the star around his eye?
Just me, then. Okay.

Yeaaugh!

Aug. 20th, 2006 04:29 pm
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (pretty)
Why couldn't they air one of the good versions?

From TVGuide.com:
Anderson goes off to rehearse the big wedding scene. Sam (Amanda Tapping) is the bride, and Daniel (Michael Shanks) is the best man. No doubt saluting the fans who want Jack and Daniel to hook up, they do a couple of "Brokeback" takes. In one, Richard takes the bouquet out of Amanda's hands and gives it to Michael. In another, Richard takes Michael's hand at the altar, which causes the assembled cast and crew to erupt in applause. (You'll just have to watch to see what ends up on air.)

At least Richard Dean Anderson agrees with me on the Why Is He Doing More Episodes Of Atlantis Than SG-1? front.

Hmmm... should I replace the icon I'm currently using with this one?

Decisions, decisions.

200th

Aug. 18th, 2006 10:53 pm
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (gate)
I'm still shrieking over the Walter love--and the Siler love, but mostly the Walter love--Walter! He gets to go through the 'gate!

And all the scifi in-jokes and Farscape!
They even gave a shout-out to the hoyay! Yay!

Needless to say, there was much hysterical giggling on my part.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (pretty)
I mean, I understand why they had to Goauld up Sha'uri (though not why they had to change her name to Sha're), so Daniel will have a reason to join the SGC. And I guess Skaara would want to help search for sister-dear/hang out with O'Neill, and I can see reasons for not having a kid on the show, but what about Ferreti and Kowalski? They can't be SG-2 for a while?

Ah well, I liked it-- nice to finally have all the clip-show flashbacks and other references pieced together.

I do have to wonder, though, if people who hadn't seen the movie would find certain bits confusing.

And look! There's Walter! Hi Walter!
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (gate)
Get your facts straight Morgan le Fay*. Dr. Weir was not the first human to set foot in Atlantis, and my shiny new DVDs prove it. Colonel Sumner and three marines preceded her through the 'gate, despite her being all "Let's go through together."

*which is a bit of a glitch because I think there was a Goauld version of Morgan in the one where Daniel goes undercover as Lord Yu's servant


And as I noticed when viewing screencaps of the pilot, Rodney has a cat! Dammit, syndication editors, I need to know these things. By the mere addition of this tidbit, my Rodney-love is no longer a complete lack thereof.

I'm also annoyed that Walter did not get to encode the 8 chevrons of Atlantis. Especially since they sorta make fun of his job later when Rodney starts with the chevrons and Weir's all "don't be lame" about it. Rodney did manage to further endear himself to me by looking disgruntled at not getting to do the chevron annoucements because he obviously recognizes that the announcement of chevron encoding is a very important task.

P.S. I don't mind, in "Heroes", when they have Walter make fun of his job, because it's cute and then Walter gets more screentime.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (gate)
Okay so it's not here here, but near enough. The first 8 seasons of Stargate SG-1 and the first season of Atlantis are just waiting, ever so patiently, for me to go and get them at PUs'.

Hopefully, there will also be fudge.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (snark)
They gave him a name.
They gave him a name, and they killed him as good as dead.
It wouldn't have mattered what they told him after that: the same lies,
different ones,
the truth.
He was theirs when they named him.
No longer the anonymous Wraith soldier,
Michael.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (oh)
My day off seems so... wasted. I guess I have no one to blame but myself. I hate it when that happens.

Stargate: Atlantis is growing on me, but I still think McKay needs to have his face bitten off by the Abominable. Or get bent in half backwards by being pulled through a window. That was cool too.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (indeed)
I'm really in love with that phrase. I mean, not the god part because I'm a heretic that way, but there's something very poetic about it. And technically the whole saying is, "There but for the grace of god go I", but they truncated it to be an episode title for Stargate: SG-1, so I feel like I can truncate it again and just have: " There but for the grace." I don't know what it would mean exactly, but it sure does sound cool.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (Default)
You won't get them because you don't watch the show, but basically, Teal'c says "Indeed." a lot and hopefully I've provided enough context for the second one for it to still be funny.

Indeed. (Teal'c with hair-- Christopher Judge)     Dr. Daniel Jackson gives his expert opinion on a dangerous alien device:

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