Montana Office of Tourism
Feb. 3rd, 2013 04:17 pmI saw a bumper sticker today that was the shape of Montana and said, "Get Lost (in Montana)." And all I could think was that the New Jersey version of that would be, "Get Lost (no, really, we don't want you here)."
Anyway, apparently the MT Office of Tourism gives them away, so I signed up to get one.
Anyway, apparently the MT Office of Tourism gives them away, so I signed up to get one.
Jersey Girls Outwit Sherlock Holmes
Mar. 24th, 2011 06:49 pmSo since I've been reading lots of Sherlock fanfic, I thought I'd [re-]read the actual thing. The first story in the book I have is the Irene Adler one, and guess where she's from? That's right, New Jersey.
So even back in the day, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle knew that you don't fuck with people from Jersey.
So even back in the day, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle knew that you don't fuck with people from Jersey.
So, "Oh, What A Beautiful Morning" was running through my head last night, and it occurred to me that there's an Oklahoma musical, but there isn't a New Jersey musical.. and if you know me at all, you know what's going to happen next...
New Jersey: The Musical! With it's hit song, "What's That Smell?"!
What's that smell?
Comin' from round the corner?
What's that smell?
Driftin' on the breeze?
That's the smell of Jersey!
Yeah *jazz hands*
New Jersey: The Musical! With it's hit song, "What's That Smell?"!
What's that smell?
Comin' from round the corner?
What's that smell?
Driftin' on the breeze?
That's the smell of Jersey!
Yeah *jazz hands*