Test 1, 2, 3.

Do I? Do I really? Tell me please, O Random Stranger Who Knows Absolutely Nothing About Me, tell me what I Need In My Life.
Clearly, you know better than I, who have lived every day of that Life. You, of course, gained a Profound Understanding of me from the Mere Glimpse you got before I politely rejected your proferred... bible? It didn't look like the usual Pass Out For Free Mini Bibles-- it was a larger, thinner paperback. Perhaps a book of Charming Sayings (such as "You Need Christ In Your Life") to Impart upon complete strangers as they are on their way home from work and/or the grocery store and/or A Life Without Christ.
And I noticed you did not make your Proclamation to the Lost Souls who encountered and spurned your Book just ahead of me. How will they know What They Need In Their Lives when you neglected to tell them?
Imagine if I had not had the Unmitigated Gall to say No Thank You to a paperback silently offered by an unfamiliar person with no explanation. Imagine if I had accepted it just as silently and gone on my way. Then however would I Know What I Need In My Life?

No more diarrhea, no more of this not peeing nearly enough for all the water you're drinking nonsense, and most certainly no more sneezing. That is just completely uncalled for.

Sigh.

Guess who needs to go to the Vet. Again.


[And yeah, I know the peeing is related to the diarrhea dehydration, but the whole shebang is worrying me to the point where I'm sick, so between the two of us, the apartment smells just fantastic.]

You are parked in the parking lot at a grocery store. The space to the right of your car is the cart return. The space to the left of your car has another car in it.

Where do you put your cart once you have finished unloading the groceries into your car?

...

Obviously, you put it directly behind the car to the left of yours such that they will have to move it if they want to back out.

Obviously.

...

The Bumper Sticker Mobile was the next car to the left of that, so after I returned my cart, I returned the other one, too.
And I'm just so exhausted, you know? From the Epic Trudge.

I think I sprained something.