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Because I can, and it smells AWESOME.

In nonless crazy person parlance: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson needs to guest star on Hawaii Five-0. He needs to. They've already shown they're not above stunt casting. Do it Five-0 peoples, you know you want to.

(What? These are the things that occur to me while I'm at work sewing books, okay?)
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Danny keeps calling Steve 'babe' (okay, it only happened twice, but once is an anomaly, twice starts looking like pattern), and now I want there to be a conversation where it's revealed that Danny doesn't even realize he's doing it (his subconscious knows he's in love with Steve, but his conscious is behind the curve).
So anyway, Danny busts out another 'babe' and Steve is finally just like, "You do realize you've been calling me babe for like a month now, right?"
And Danny is all, "What? I have not!"
So Steve calls Chin and Kono in as witnesses and Chin mostly succeeds in hiding his smirk as he nods while Kono doesn't even bother and just grins outright.
So Danny's like, "Oh, um. Sorry?"
But Steve thinks about it and says, "Actually, I kinda like it."
At which point Chin gives up hiding the smirk, and Kono just starts laughing.
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (breakfast)
So there.

Also, I read some Halloween fics where Danny dresses up as Steve, but what I really want is Chin and Kono dressing up as Steve and Danny, respectively, and doing like, a dead on imitation of them, and then Steve and Danny being all, "Come on, we're not that bad!" and Chin and Kono being all, "No, you are so much worse."
fuzzybluemonkeys: fuzzy blue monkey (breakfast)
After the first couple times Danny shows up all bruised and battered and bloody with Steve in tow, the doctor surreptitiously calls the police to report Steve for abuse/domestic violence. The police show up in the form of Chin and Kono, who laugh and laugh.

Eventually, everyone in the ER knows the whole 5-0 team by name, and they have like, their own room set aside for them and their myriad injuries.

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