i know you've seen it, but it's funny and needs to be preserved

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

shal: how will u deal with the l&o withdraw
me: i dunno
shal: i will reenact for u
me: chung chung
me: look a dead body!
shal: hi i used to b a disney chanel boy
shal: now ima an evil killier
shal: yeah i guess the dead body comes 1st
shal: ok i see the dead body
shal: then um we need to identify it
shal: and then we go and talk to thier tough boyfriend
shal: whos too obvoius to b a suspect
shal: then we figure out its thier disney chanel brother
me: you forgot the quipping
shal: cuz tje kid as killer has not been done to deatth
me: it's not complete without the briscoe quip
me: he totally pioneered it and grissom copied him
shal: ok so he can say somthing like thats y this city did not get the brotherly love nickname
shal: but now they caught the brother
shal: so its trial time
shal: chug chug
shal: jack and adam need to argue the constution
shal: a slezzey defense lawyer says that its the media fulat
shal: the girly sidekick says somehting that shows shes young and not hardend tough liek the guys
me: judge petrovski smacks em down
me: hee
me: serena asks if it's because she's a lesbian
shal: then jack gives a flag raiseing music swelling speach
shal: then they give thr verdict and go out for coffe
shal: executive producer dick wolfe
shal: did we get it all
me: we skipped van buren saying the higher ups are pressuring her
shal: oh year
shal: cuz shes all opresed liek
me: well it happens to cragen too
me: for high profile stuff
shal: and adam needs to blame somethign on politics
shal: yeah
shal: they say cach em faster
me: and then there needs to be a scene where they advance the plot while eating
me: preferably wherein briscoe steals someone's food
me: that's always funny
shal: ok so he and green share french fries
shal: and figure out that the brother did it
shal: cuz the boyfriend was alergic to potatos
me: hee
shal: thare we go a brand new l&o ep
shal: now for svu
shal: it will b an older one so finn and munch r in it
shal: cue the body
shal: then signs of sexual stuff
shal: then fin and much flirt i mean heclke each other
me: hee
me: awesome
shal: then olivia gets all melodrmatic about her past
shal: elliot has a problum with his fam
shal: cragen gets pressure from the higher ups
shal: then they investige the stepfather
me: fin and munch dissappear for a while to go canoodle
shal: yeah
shal: do they need to eat
me: they don't do that quite as much
shal: or can they just figure out its the high school um lacross coach
shal: yeah that sounds right
me: alex need to stroll in all authoritatively
shal: yeah
me: and then whine about breaches in protocol
me: that could ruin her case
shal: and say somethign like that they need to do stuff by the gbook
shal: but then the guy that did it comits suicide or soemthign
shal: and they go out for coffe
shal: executive producer dick wolfe
me: or the guy who didn't do it was sent to jail and shanked
me: possibly both
shal: yeah
shal: whenever liv invites alex someplace
shal: they get a call like tht
me: so finn and munch go back to their shared apartment to comfort one another
shal: yeah thats off screen durring the credits
me: alas

later...
shal: yay monkeys i know this isn't part of the law & order bit but it
shal: chung chung needs to be said as often as possible
shal: dead body]
shal: must b time for next ep
shal: ok this guy was um stabed with a kitchen knife
shal: briscoe makes a funny coment while noticeing thares a knife missing from the sisters knife storeing thing
shal: then they eat
me: with kitchen knives
shal: and find out the dead guy was baby sitting the 8 nice
shal: and she stabed him by acident
shal: then her mother tryed to cover it up by um buying new knives
shal: but brisco cought her
shal: \chung chung
me: and then the order peeps are all well it was an accident but we have to prosecute anyway
me: or else anyone could have an accident
me: and get away with murder
shal: yeah and the mom gets in truble for covering it up
shal: and they go on about not leaveing kids with thier uncles
shal: chung chung
shal: and crying
shal: and i guess the kids fasther wants custody
shal: cuz the mother was a bad influce
me: of course
shal: then thares soem drug conection
me: so olivet has to come in and make sure he's for real
shal: i know someones on medication
me: oh and branch can be in this one and tell a story about down in the south
shal: ok
shal: chung chung
shal: u r loosein me
me: he tells some inane story
me: it's like walking in the snow both ways uphill
me: but with a oh yes i'm a southerner twist
shal: ahh that kinda story
shal: mama critions baby boy
shal: so anyway olivet says the mother is on meds and she may have really killed the guy and blamed it on the kids
shal: the fcather gets custoday
shal: and she is guilty chung chung
shal: then the gang um eats again
shal: and um lennie and jack flirt or hekel each other
shal: executive producer dick wolfe
shal: thats 3 eps tonight

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chung chung

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sigh shows can be so formuleic

or we could do it the clue way
it was green in the kitchen with the candlestick