Hmmmmmm.

TVGuide lists the Mummer's Day Parade as being on the WB 17, as usual [Prince Tuesday], so why the frack were the Oldies 98 people saying it was gonna be on UPN with them hosting? Did I hallucinate this announcement?

I'm so confused.

gift certificatification

As always, the little boys section of Target yielded the best results. I got a new Batman shirt to replace my old Six Flags one which was always pretty subpar due to the whole "Batman: the Ride" bit. There were also a bunch of other cool shirts but they were the ones that have funny sayings on them (like "I do all my own stunts"--I almost got that one), but I always feel like I could buy a plain shirt and write on it with a permanent marker to achieve the same effect for cheaper. I guess I can't really get an ACDC shirt just because Dean would like me if I wore it since I'm not a big fan. Dean needs the "My brother did it" shirt though because that's his life philosophy. And possibly the "It seemed like a good idea at the time" shirt.

Oh and now even the bras in the little girls department have underwires and "contour"! That shit is fucked up.

The Road Not Taken

( Highlander riff is longer than usual )

A potential downside of the Metallicar is that its roof does not appear to be removable. Because if Adrian Paul looks hot jumping out of his black vintage convertible (Thunderbird, not Impala) just imagine The Ackles. Yeah. I'll be in my bunk.