If only I could throw things away.

I went to Target yesterday and bought a new pillow. Now, if only I could throw my old pillow away. The problem is that it's still a perfectly serviceable pillow, it's just all yellow-stained and gross. I could wash it, but then it wouldn't be perfectly serviceable anymore because the stuffing would go all wonky and it'd be lumpy. It just seems like such a waste to get rid of it entirely, and I hate wasting things.

Ringo violates the laws of cuteness.

By managing to look cute while vaguely resembling an R.O.U.S.

For Evil's Sake

The episode opens with a mime. If that's not evil, I don't know what is. Turns out this mime like to fake people out by first pretending to shoot/stab them and then actually shooting/stabbing them. Duncan meets his French cop nemesis, but my big concern is whether or not Richie is actually living on the barge or if Duncan got him an apartment in Paris. The barge doesn't allow for much privacy so I guess Duncan had to set him up elsewhere like a good sugar daddy.
Kuyler (With a K!), the evil killer mime immortal (which is like, triply redundant), reminded me of Simon Cowell for some reason even though he looked and sounded different.