Captain Picard says, "Engage!"

So, the big news: Jessie is pregnant.
Aunt Lisa says, "Hi."
Uncle Joe crashed the party (with a new girlfriend in tow and no one quite knew what to do about that-- how do you tell someone that yeah, this guy who's my relative is gonna milk you for all you're worth and then leave you with his big honking piles of debt, oh and he's also actually wanted for tax evasion and still owes back child-support, so good luck with that). He and Uncle Tony also say "Hi." And lots of other annoying things you're glad you missed.
Phil and Michael both sorta look like girls with their shaggy skater haircuts (Phil moreso than Mike).
And I think I ate too many shrimps wrapped in pea pods. Dear kingy wingy...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm out of peanut butter. I cannot be out of peanut butter. There must be some mistake. There's got to be another jar. There just has to be. Because if there isn't I have to go to the frelling supermarket when I'd really rather go to bed.