Happy Halloween?

Because I am a horrible person, I did not get any candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters.
Despite the fact that I enjoyed many a free peice of candy dispensed to me by my elders, I just couldn't bring myself to buy a shitload of candy only to give it away. Why hand out teeth-rotting chocolatey goodness when I can keep it for myself and not have to walk around in a costume to get it?

Eh. Maybe next year.


However, I did manage to resist taking a Reese's from the "Please take one" bowl my downstairs neighbor has out, so there's hope for me yet.