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To: HeatMiser@MotherNature.com, SnowMiser@MotherNature.com
Subject: What are you two smoking?!
Apparently you need to be reminded that it's Fall (aka Autumn; aka That Time Of The Year When It Starts To Get Colder). This means that not only does Heat Miser need to start conceding that Winter is on the way, but Snow Miser needs to get his ass in gear bringing on the cold.
The dances are fine, boys, and you know I love the songs, but it's time to move on. Your choreography, however complicated to learn, is getting in the way of actual weather patterns here. Take a rest, Heat Miser, haven't you got South Towns to harass? And you, Snow Miser, big ham or no, are not living up to your greatness as proclaimed via song and dance. You are, in fact, "not enough" as opposed to "too much". Your brother is showing you up, man.
Subject: What are you two smoking?!
Apparently you need to be reminded that it's Fall (aka Autumn; aka That Time Of The Year When It Starts To Get Colder). This means that not only does Heat Miser need to start conceding that Winter is on the way, but Snow Miser needs to get his ass in gear bringing on the cold.
The dances are fine, boys, and you know I love the songs, but it's time to move on. Your choreography, however complicated to learn, is getting in the way of actual weather patterns here. Take a rest, Heat Miser, haven't you got South Towns to harass? And you, Snow Miser, big ham or no, are not living up to your greatness as proclaimed via song and dance. You are, in fact, "not enough" as opposed to "too much". Your brother is showing you up, man.
