My vast and expansive plans for the weekend are as follows:

- sleep

- wake up and be tired and cranky no matter how much sleep I get

- notice that my apartment's getting sorta gross, even for me

- ...and resolve to get right on that cleaning thing as soon as I'm less tired and cranky

- take a nap

- wake up and continue to be tired and cranky

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.