Apparently, Turkey Hoagies Are Not Superbowl Approved

Because although Pathmark had Italian Hoagies (and Bologna Hoagies, which: no) on sale for $3.99 (which is a whole hoagie for the price of a half hoagie), Turkey Hoagies were still $5.99. So, I like Italian Hoagies fine, and I got one, but seriously, Pathmark, what the fuck? You have deemed Turkey Hoagies unworthy of being consumed while watching the Superbowl? It's discrimination against Turkey Hoagie lovers, is what it is.

[Which is not to say that the Superbowl has any influence on my own personal hoagie consumption, except in that a sale on hoagies because they are a Superbowl adjacent party food encourages me to buy one on the cheap.]