Dumpster Kitty Drama

If you don't want us to feed the Dumpster Kitties, fine. But I could do without the blatant fear-mongering.

Actual memo they sent out.

My translation:
If you feed stray cats, you will bring a plague of RABIES!! down upon us all. Therefore, if you should witness someone committing this heinous crime, shun them immediately (SHUUUUUUN!) and report their illicit activities to us so that we can excommunicate them from the Church of Over-reaction.

P.S. RABIES!!!!!!