Dear Glove Manufacturers Who Insist On Using The Word "Magic" To Describe Their Product,

Stop it. Your gloves are not magic. Sure, they stretch to fit your hand at first, but only because the wrist band is so tight it leaves indentations in your skin. And then there are the inevitable holes in the fingertips because no matter how stretchy you make the material, if there is not enough material total, holes will ensue at the high stress points.