Because I am so sick of the Orphan-White-Boy-Child-With-Special-Powers-And-A-Big-Honkin-Destiny crap

I've got a slightly less Mutant-Creature SciFiSyFy Original in mind:

You can have your OWBCWSPAABHD, alright and everyone in the movie will moon over him, but the real main character who will actually save the day/fulfill the big honkin' destiny (or subvert it somehow because destiny is lame) will be a brown girl (maybe Monica from Heroes?) with no special powers. And she shall have parents, by god, and they shall love her- because if they're not absent, they're usually horrible and mean and abusive, and you know what? You don't need to be Tragedy McTragic Backstory to save the world, dammit.

More words.

From tobimonkee:
ZOMBIE
A bite on the neck may be quite interdental, but Zombies are a girl's best friend.

MONKEY
Oogly boogly monkey children, fuzzy blue monkeys, winged flying monkeys, monkey people..

BLUE
The bestest color ever.

MUSIC
*sings some more*

BUMPER STICKERS
White cars are boring. Bumper stickers make them less so.