So, there is a little part of me that wants to go to the Rally to Restore Sanity/Keep Fear Alive. This part of me also wants to go to Cons. That is, until the rest of me reminds it that we don't like people and in fact, crowds of same make us uncomfortable, anxious, and panicky.
But the part of me that wants to go points out that we can still have fun speculating about what it would be like to go. I mean, which one to support? In general, I prefer Jon Stewart to Stephen Colbert, and the whole "Take it down a notch for America" thing is just so.. Word.
But then for the Keeping Fear Alive bit I could tie in my obsession with crappy SyFy Channel Originals and make a sign with like,
FEAR THE SHARKTOPUS!
on one side and then the other side could be all,
THE ANGRY MUTANT SQUIRRELS ARE COMING FOR YOU!
[cue the ominous music and/or thunderclap]
But the part of me that wants to go points out that we can still have fun speculating about what it would be like to go. I mean, which one to support? In general, I prefer Jon Stewart to Stephen Colbert, and the whole "Take it down a notch for America" thing is just so.. Word.
But then for the Keeping Fear Alive bit I could tie in my obsession with crappy SyFy Channel Originals and make a sign with like,
FEAR THE SHARKTOPUS!
on one side and then the other side could be all,
THE ANGRY MUTANT SQUIRRELS ARE COMING FOR YOU!
[cue the ominous music and/or thunderclap]