Yeah, I got nuthin.

Right. So. Holiday cards.

Previous iterations have included:

• snowflakes, snowflakes, and more snowflakes (I've pretty much done the snowflakes to death at this point)


• pine trees


• snow personages


• "These are a few of my favorite things"/"Warm woolen mittens" (the bewhiskered kittens and bestringed brown paper packages were too 3D for mailing and sorta difficult to mass produce, so some people just got mittens)


• mugs of hot chocolate

The current iteration includes:

• Who the fuck knows?


• No, seriously, who the fuck knows? And can they tell me? Because I have no ideas.