Because fulfilling the abdominal pain quota for 10 lifetimes isn't nearly enough...

...let's just crank the dueling banjos of intestinal and uterine pain all the way up to 11.

And um, which side is the appendix supposed to be on, again?It's probably just an ovary, but I have this (not entirely) irrational fear that if I were to get appendicitis, I wouldn't notice because abdominal pain is how I roll.