Can Five-Oh Smell What The Rock Is Cooking?

Because I can, and it smells AWESOME.

In nonless crazy person parlance: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson needs to guest star on Hawaii Five-0. He needs to. They've already shown they're not above stunt casting. Do it Five-0 peoples, you know you want to.

(What? These are the things that occur to me while I'm at work sewing books, okay?)