Fanfic that I want but cannot have.

Because I'd probably have to write it myself, and I'm far too lazy.

But anyway, Sherlock(BBC) AU/Fusion with the Wizard of Oz!

So Sherlock is the Tin Man and John is the Scarecrow (bearing in mind of course that the Tin Man and the Scarecrow had their heart and brains all along). And Mycroft is the Wizard, and Mrs. Hudson is the Good Witch of the North, and Moriarty is the Wicked Witch of the West. And I'm leaning towards Molly* as Cowardly Lion and Lestrade as Dorothy

*Or possibly Sally as she tends to be all blustery/potentially compensating for something, and it would make more sense** for her to be on the Yellow Brick Road of Crime or whatever the hell, so yeah, probably Sally

**"sense" being a relative term at this point