Dammit, Car

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

I bumper sticker you up all pretty-like, I avoid ramming you into another curb for almost a year now, and this is how you repay me?

Your stupid "check engine" light comes on, and my Car Guy can't figure out what it is, and now I have to take you to a dealer which will cost lots of money and generally be a pain in my ass.

I hope you're happy.