where to begin?

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

Bush got criticized for looking angry and bored during the last debate so this time he was smiling really creepily (at least in the part i saw) almost ferally. and he was like this hyper little rodent all bouncing out his chair to refute Kerry, even when Kerry was right (but we all expected that last bit didn't we?) so then after watching some lovely farscape (Liars, Guns and Money, Part I: A Not So Simple Plan) to get the yucky rodent face out of my head (my apologies to rodents everywhere) i'm off to bed. but wait! there's really really loud music playing on the fraternity quad! never mind that wacky sleep thing, let's party! except not. but i get up this morning to discover that my cold is progressing to include a cough and there is only one available washing machine so my laundry is going to take twice as long as usual.


John: Did you ever hear of KFC?
Bank supervisor: KFC?
John: It is to my knowledge unique in the universe and unique is always valuable. Now we have managed to procure all eleven secret ingredients.

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kfc

[tobimonkee.livejournal.com]

thats a good jonny c confuse the aliens with your xander like pop culture refs now i want fried chicken

in the few seconds of debate that i saw it seemed like kerry was talking like shatner