SyFy/SciFi Channel Originals A to Z

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

A is for Anaconda, that's one big-ass snake
B is for Bigfoot, he'll eat you like cake
C is for Crocodile, lying in wait
D is for Dinoshark, and you're the bait
E is for Elements, tornadoes and wind
F is for Fodder, how the herd is thinned
G is for Guts, strewn all over the floor
H is for Heart, yours isn't beating anymore
I is for Ice Spiders, bigger than a box for bread
J is for Just kidding! the monster's not really dead
K is for Kraken, who's not very nice
L is for Lightning, it'll strike more than twice
M is for Meteors as they rain down from space
N is for No one ever escaping this place
O is for "Original" and also "Oh, please."
P is for Predators churning the seas
Q is for Quake, the Earth fit to burst
R is for Racist, darker skinned folks die first
S is for Sand Serpents, tunneling underground
T is for Tyrannosaurus, Lost World now found
U is for Ugly, a monstrous beast
V is for Vampire, and you're the feast
W is for Wyvern, it finds you quite yummy
X is for X-ray, your bones in its tummy
Y is for Yelling, but that won't stop the end
Z is for Zombies, a girl's best friend.

Comments

[flaxeloquent.livejournal.com]

:applauds:

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

:bows:

:runs screaming for the hills because there are hungry creatures after me:

[drifterskip.livejournal.com]

This is amazing.

Made. My. Day.

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

The sad part is that I didn't realize until later that I totally left out killer robots and aliens.