Easter

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

I know it's rude to mock other people's beliefs*, but the whole "he is arisen" thing makes me think, "Zombies are cool and all, but not in a 'hey, let's worship them' sort of way-- more of a 'let's quickly outrun their shambling, brain-eating undeadness' sort of way." Which leads to the image of decomposing zombie Jesus stumbling along all, "Braaaaaaains."

And, as always, they totally stole the holiday from the pagans.

* Not that that's ever stopped me before-- I think we could all use a little mocking now and then. Even Jesus. Especially Jesus. What good is it being Our Lord And Saviour if he hasn't got a sense of humour?

Comments

[gigglingkat]

thank you. I will now giggle inappropriately at Easter Mass.

*points*
All your fault!

It does explain why he's all "no, no, stay away!" to the apostles though.

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

Always happy to provide giggling at inappropriate moments.

Of course, I was raised in a church where the Minister told a story about stealing a baby Jesus figurine as part of the Christmas Eve service, so...

[drifterskip.livejournal.com]

well st lennie of briscoe is a much more apropriate religous figure

also being on lost island can cure zombies or are gavin and jin really not the same person

oh well atolocus can save us