Eleanor and Joe

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

"Joe! Everyone thinks you're dead!"
"I think everyone is right."
"Whoa!"
"Don't freak out."
"Why the hell not? You just walked through a table! This is freaky man! You're dead!"
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"I think I'd know if I weren't real."
"I bet crazy people's delusions always say that."
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"You don't have to go see a shrink because you're not crazy!"
"Dude, when the lady who calls herself Madame Zelda thinks you're nuts, you start to wonder."
"That's just because she's not a real psychic."
"Yeah, well, this whole thing is based on the assumption that there are real psychics, which may not be the case."
"But if ghosts are real, then psychics have to be real! And don't you look at me like that. I am real. And you're not crazy!"
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"I think you should leave."
"Oh, you have to go. I though you went to the bathroom so we could talk."
"I did go to the bathroom so we could talk, and I want you to leave not just the bathroom, but the entire restaurant."
"What? Why?"
"Because I'm on a date and you standing around making snide comments is not helping."
"This guy is a dick, El! Fine, fine. I'm going."
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"Have I mentioned how much I love these earpiece cell phone things?"
"Would you stop obsessing over whether or not people think you're crazy?"
"Right, and who are you going to talk to when I'm all doped up on psych medication?"
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"Well?"
"'Well', what?"
"Are you going to move in with him?"
"Yeah, 'cause he's totally not going to notice the long, drawn out conversations I have with my dead best friend."
"You're not gonna start with the 'I must be crazy' stuff again, are you?"
"Well, it really doesn't matter what I think in this instance because to the outside observer, talking to the air makes ya crazy."
"I think the earpiece cell phone has been working really well for that."
"Sure, walking down the street, but for living with a guy? He's gonna notice something's up."
"I guess the ridiculously cheap phone bill would be a big clue, huh?"
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"I'm so sorry."
"It's not your fault."
"Of course it is. And now you're crying and I can't even hand you a goddamn tissue."
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"We are so screwed."
"We? Last I checked, I was the only one in actual danger here."
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"I can't believe my little girl is getting married."
"Are you sure you're okay with this? You've been acting sort of weird lately."
"It's just-- I can go to your wedding, but I can't participate. I can't even change my clothes. And what about when you have kids? I should be their Uncle Joe who spoils them rotten- not that guy mom talks to on the phone a lot."
"Whoa! Let's not get ahead of ourselves on the kids there!"
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"What are you going to do when I'm dead?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you won't be able to talk to anyone."
"I can still talk to you."
"But you can't talk to other dead people."
"I can't talk to other live people either, so it stands to reason--"
"Dude, we left reason behind a long time ago."

Comments

[tobimonkee.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, well, this whole thing is based no the assumption that there are real psychics, which may not be the case."

did u mean "on" not "no" here

who r theses peps im guessing supernaturalverse is el marrying sam or something or is this just an original fic

[fuzzybluemonkey.livejournal.com]

did u mean "on" not "no" here

um.. yes. I blame Bill Gates.

It's not Supernaturalverse, just a ghost story.

[tobimonkee.livejournal.com]

bad bill gates

its a cool ghost story i was just wondering if the boys would show up later or not