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fuzzybluemonkeysI'm alive? Yes, I think alive would about describe it.
So, now that I've had two of these fuckers, and they found gorram bloody nothing both times, that means I never have to have one ever again. Fuck that every five years shit, man. I'm frelling done. What magical cause is going to magically appear between now and then? I have what I have, and what I have is the thing they tell you you have after they don't find anything else. I give up. They're not gonna find anything else because there is nothing else. I'm doomed to have all the things I ingest come out while accompanied by horrifying pain, and really, deep down, I knew that. I know that. And it's not worth the fucking puke-barf-o-rama to confirm it. So I just keep on doing what I've been doing. Eating what I want, when I want, and knowing where the fucking bathroom is at all times. Because colonoscopies? Are so not worth the effort to tell me something that I already know.
Let me know when they move on from that artificial heart nonsense, and get cracking on the artificial intestines.
So, now that I've had two of these fuckers, and they found gorram bloody nothing both times, that means I never have to have one ever again. Fuck that every five years shit, man. I'm frelling done. What magical cause is going to magically appear between now and then? I have what I have, and what I have is the thing they tell you you have after they don't find anything else. I give up. They're not gonna find anything else because there is nothing else. I'm doomed to have all the things I ingest come out while accompanied by horrifying pain, and really, deep down, I knew that. I know that. And it's not worth the fucking puke-barf-o-rama to confirm it. So I just keep on doing what I've been doing. Eating what I want, when I want, and knowing where the fucking bathroom is at all times. Because colonoscopies? Are so not worth the effort to tell me something that I already know.
Let me know when they move on from that artificial heart nonsense, and get cracking on the artificial intestines.
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Date: 2006-08-14 06:21 pm (UTC)