well, isn't this just lovely

The bathroom has been vandalized. Not just the girls' bathroom and not just our floor. As far as I know every bathroom in this hall has had two things taken from it: all the toilet paper and all the shower curtains. This is an exceptional quandry for someone who

a) sometimes can barely make it down the hall let alone to another hall or halfway across campus
b) might go to the bathroom thinking only of urination and bringing enough tissues for that, but then find that an intestinal spasm strikes requiring much, much more

So thanks, ever so, to you lovely folks who decided that stealing all the toilet paper would be a fun prank. You have now made my life and my intestinal problems that much more crappy (pun intended).

As for the shower curtains, if replacements are not available by this evening, I intend to improvise using a combination of bed sheets and nautical charts.

And the best part is, the people who are currently suffering the effects of this vandalism are the ones who are going to have to pay for it.
Assholes.