'Is it raining or just yucky out?' And Other Deep Thoughts I Have On Fridays

(Or this one at any rate)

'I sure do like dead, ground-up peanuts.'

'ACME Bookbinding would have been so useless to Wile E. Coyote.'

'What does a Mac keyboard need a numlock for?'

'I am disturbingly itchy today.'

'Fridays are good in that they are Fridays, but bad in that they are not Saturdays.'

'I wonder wonder who badoo-oo who [BOMP] who wrote the book of love.'

'No, wait. That last one wasn't mine.'