Easter

I know it's rude to mock other people's beliefs*, but the whole "he is arisen" thing makes me think, "Zombies are cool and all, but not in a 'hey, let's worship them' sort of way-- more of a 'let's quickly outrun their shambling, brain-eating undeadness' sort of way." Which leads to the image of decomposing zombie Jesus stumbling along all, "Braaaaaaains."

And, as always, they totally stole the holiday from the pagans.

* Not that that's ever stopped me before-- I think we could all use a little mocking now and then. Even Jesus. Especially Jesus. What good is it being Our Lord And Saviour if he hasn't got a sense of humour?