Clearly, I Have Issues

[fuzzybluemonkeys]

Because today, while washing the dishes, I conceived of The Lorax: Judgment Day where instead of being a rhyming children's story by Dr. Seuss, it's a horrible SyFy Channel Original Movie. So the Lorax has been keeping a list of everyone who ever chopped down a tree, and when the list reaches a certain length, he finally snaps and goes on a killing spree with an axe: "I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! And if you don't listen, I'll chop you down at the knees!"

"Bar-ba-loot Bears!" *chop* "In their Bar-ba-loot Suits!" *chop* "That'll teach you to deprive them of Bar-ba-loot Fruits!" *chop*

Comments

[somnolentblue]

*gigglesnort*

[tobimonkee.livejournal.com]

well alot of your syfy movies have an enviormental message like polution is waht mutates the squirls and makes the crabs giant