It is not my responsibility,
Jun. 3rd, 2010 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fuzzybluemonkeysnor am I even vaguely obligated to make you all look less assholish than you actually are.
But I did it anyway by making a card for Jody for everyone to sign.
You do not get cookies for that.
After signing the card, both Man and BMR asked me what else I was doing for Jody's going-awayness (Mick did not ask because Mick is not here for Jody's final week due to an "out of state emergency"*, so he won't even be signing the card). Now, I am doing other things for Jody's last day. I'm making her peanut butter cookies (that I will not be giving to her until the end of the day because otherwise she would be the nice person that she is and share them with the jerkface brigade). I also made a card that is just from me (it was originally going to be the group card, but then I decided it was too pretty to have Douchebag Duo germs on it) with a nice note about how awesome she has been. But seriously, what else am I going to do? The only reason you did the minimum of what you could possibly do is because I provided you with the writing implement and thing to write on, and you want to know what else I'm gonna do? GAH! What I'm gonna do is smack you upside the head, that's what I'm gonna do.
*Based on personal experience working with this man for almost 5 years now, every instinct I own is screaming that this is a load of crap.
But I did it anyway by making a card for Jody for everyone to sign.
You do not get cookies for that.
After signing the card, both Man and BMR asked me what else I was doing for Jody's going-awayness (Mick did not ask because Mick is not here for Jody's final week due to an "out of state emergency"*, so he won't even be signing the card). Now, I am doing other things for Jody's last day. I'm making her peanut butter cookies (that I will not be giving to her until the end of the day because otherwise she would be the nice person that she is and share them with the jerkface brigade). I also made a card that is just from me (it was originally going to be the group card, but then I decided it was too pretty to have Douchebag Duo germs on it) with a nice note about how awesome she has been. But seriously, what else am I going to do? The only reason you did the minimum of what you could possibly do is because I provided you with the writing implement and thing to write on, and you want to know what else I'm gonna do? GAH! What I'm gonna do is smack you upside the head, that's what I'm gonna do.
*Based on personal experience working with this man for almost 5 years now, every instinct I own is screaming that this is a load of crap.
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Date: 2010-06-03 05:16 pm (UTC)If you keeel them, just don't get blood on the books/texts/materials.
(Also, saliva for blood - that's fascinating and awesome.)
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Date: 2010-06-03 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-03 10:17 pm (UTC)Basically, I interpreted their 'what else's as 'will we get free baked goods's since I am known for making those. But they do not deserve free baked goods.
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Date: 2010-06-03 10:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-03 11:01 pm (UTC)